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Something SasquatchPoopSlinger says when he is going to use his shotgun to shoot his fellow clan members to trigger them.
Andy: Looking forward to the scrim this Sunday.
Sasquatch: *strokes shotgun*
Dysolve: Dunno what he is stroking really because I don't think it's his shotgun.
Sasquatch: hahah nice one. Nah just trying to trigger the Bolt action rifle guys in the clan.
Harold: yeah boi! Will bring my Hellriegle of death!
Sasquatch: Team ftw the Hazdawg?
Harold: Fo sure :D
when you are in a group chat and they wont stop talking about stupid shit
I WILL HAVE A MENTAL STROKE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP
Stroke Stack: a large collection of adult magazine (e.g., Playboy, Penthouse, Oui) that were usually hidden from your mom; magazines collected for the purpose of masturbation.
My mom cleaned my room and she almost found my stroke stack.
When a woman you are related to, generally a cousin. Gives you a hand job so immaculate that you literally have a fucking seizure
“Shit man, my
cousin gave me a southern stroke that could’ve killed god!”
When someone makes a statement that is so blatantly false this is the reply to let them know.
Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.
Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.
absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"
when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"
Engine most commonly used around the world. although on a dirt bike they perform terrible because compared to a 2 stroke, they put out more torque rather than HP and torque is not really needed on a 150 lb machine to get up to speed.
Four stroke rider- hey wanna race
Two stroke rider- sure
Four stroke rider- how come you won, my top speed is higher than yours
Two stroke rider- because I got to a
higher speed faster than you could