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When one shits in a girl's vagina, then puts a strap-on on their head and proceeds to fuck the girl with it.
Hence the alaskan series - shitting a girl's vagina
Hence the unicorn - strap-on on the head
Why does that guy have shit all over his head?
He just gave his girl an Alaskan Unicorn
That's fuckin' gross
Yeah, I know. Kinky, too...
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A man who loves to participate in successful cunnilingus and feels like a king so much so that he does not require reciprocation. This man is a rare breed in the millennial world of free porn and faked orgasms.
I have to tell my oral unicorn to stop after 3 orgasms or there is the risk he will eat my vagina off.
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the act of shoving ones horn into another ones anus. Then stabbing one in the asscheek after orgasming.
Honey! My pet unicorn can't wait much longer.
But the last time I had unicorn sex I went to the hospital.
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a sexual position, where a man straps a dildo to his fore head ( he being the unicorn ) and inserts it into another mans ass ( the lion )
its your turn to be the unicorn, i will be the lion
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Accidentally shitting on someone's forehead while sitting on his/her face.
Jeff gave Annie a Chocolate Unicorn while she teabagged him and she couldn't get the stink out of her hair for days.
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Someone who occasionally practices anal sex and loves it.
Keith: Did you know Ashley has a weird fascination with getting her bubble butt pounded through her butthole?
John: Damn really?! I'd hit that Unicorn Slut.
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A term used by IT recruiting agencies on LinkedIn to trick people into believing they aren't body shops.
Talent Acquisition | Unicorn Wrangler | Purple Squirrel Hunter
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