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The act of busting of ones nut when pulling off a posh wank with a condom that doesn't fit
Bro, i pulled off an elephants junk trunk last night
its simple .. camel toe. ... for dudes :D
dude those pants are way tight on you .. you got some serious elephant trunk front goin on.
A time around 2 am when you are so exhausted that everything becomes hysterical and you stop thinking clearly. You are laughing and rolling on the floor, saying ridiculous things but finding them hysterical, laugh at the smallest things, and make everyone else thing you are insane and high off drugs.
1. "Dude! We were so exhausted last night, that we entered the Pink Elephant phase and rolled on the floor laughing!"
Gentle like elephant because they are gentle despite having big fucking features.
Anonymous person: "I wish grace would use a little bit more tact in her arguments.
Other Anonymous person: "yeah she could be more She could be more gentle like elephant"
The act of being penetrated (mainly during anal sex) by the truck of an elephant
I watched elephant trunk penetration on hentaihaven.com
A practice wherein a lady fills a condom with water, ties it shut, and puts it in the freezer until it's solid ice, and then pleasures herself with it in front of a mirror.
Sally tried to fridge-stuff the elephant, but the stupid cocksicle melted.
the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.
"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."