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The female version of a sausage fest. A gathering of only women.
We need some guys up in here. This is turning out to be a clam jam.
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Getting railed in the butt by 2+ men. (or women)
Sorry I was late for work, there was one hell of a traffic jam.
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A CD series which began in 1995 with Jock Jams vol. 1. This peice of crap released by ESPN included tracks like Whoomp! There It Is by Tag Team and Uh, Ungawaa! by Various Artists. The final CD in this series was creatively titled vol. 5 and was released in 1999. It included songs just as horrible as the previous volumes including Miami by Will Smith and You Ugly by The Jock Jams Cheerleaders. This series has been described as the worst music collection ever released.
Jock: Hey i like to read sports illistrated and beat off while listening to jock jams!
Other jock: Hey i love jock jams! I'll beat off with you!
Jock: Whoomp! There it is!
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To pocket jam is the action in which one caresses their genital area using their hand when placed in their pocket.
I was at a bus stop when all of a sudden I had the raging urge to get jiggy so I pocket jammed unbeknownst to those standing near by.
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Based on the ability of your mouth to turn fruit into jelly, "jam maker" is slang for mouth.
"Shut your jam maker and watch the movie!"
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Animal Jam is the bastardization of the original animals of this creation by the asshole Gods from Olympus sought to esacpe what they believed would be their end when the Leviathan showed up. Zeus and his one head case kid were left to fend for themselves. Out of cowardice they changed into animals and remained as such because of their disloyalty. Such irresponsible pricks they were that the Lord God was begged to intervene and something about the monsters they had created and left unattended... sadly the flood warning was given to Noah who unknowingly took one former god and one true animal... likely why man and animal ate or hunted one another after this and Diana grew obsessed with hunting.
The gods of Olympus stuck in animal form bred forth with a strange stinking oozing animal jam bastardization of those animals as originally created.
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An act of vandalism carried out by uneducated but highly indoctrinated activists, who act out from egregious misunderstandings of capitalism taught to them by college professors who dreamt up their ideology with the aid of hallucinogenics and other mind altering substances in the late 1960s.
It is also an act of increativity, since the culture jammer is freed from having to create something original of their own, and instead barnacles their messaging onto an existing work of art, mass media, or communication.
"Dude, my professor told me that if I spray paint Che Guevara on a McDonald's billboard that I'll be culture jamming Mickey Dee's capitalist signal so they won't be able to disaffect the disproportionate disparities of the disenfranchised with their concentration camp chicken, man."
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