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10 shots of Jack Daniels and a 30 pack of Keystone light is the most effective mirth control pill known to man.
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After doing "Drugs" such as xanex (loss of memory) or extasy ( HARD body hullusination). You make the girl give u a soaking wet blowjob and you make her scream for the cream filling. Hehe
I went out to the club and took 6 hits of extasy, while dancing i seen a girl poppin xanex that animal, she told me of a story of a hard pinocio and for the first time in my life thought i fell in love, so i brought her back 2 my place and introduced her 2 the pills berry blowjob, she hasnt stoped screaming since. and me im still trippin balls
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This is something that actually happened to me.
I was sick with a cold one day so i decided to take some Nyquil to go to sleep. But i took too much, and can't remember anything that happened the night before.
Dude i can't remember shit...must have been a sleeping pill overdose.
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Pill-up is what older women do when they have to interact with their ex-husband. Ex-husbands just drink and swear to deal with the bitchy, pilled-up ex-wife.
My step-mother likes to pill-up when her ex-husband comes in from out of town. I wish she would just smoke pot and drink a lot like the rest of us.
I found my step-mother digging through my purse and stealing my migraine medicine. "Oh I guess Thomas is coming to town," I said. She nodded and took a double dose.
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A Leftist who believes in the stuff of the Right Wing side
Person 1: "Jennifer told me that she loves the LGBTQ community but also wants them to burn in hell and loves Donald Trump"
Person 2: "Perhaps she is now a Red Pilled Leftist."
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When you druged someone and after that you rape that person when they are under your Bill Cosby Pills.
Me: goddamn man!
Friend: What happened?
Me: I was so drunk last night it felt like i was Bill Cosby pills
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The most savage guys you will ever meet. There is only one of them in the world, and he lives in SoCal. He is cool and funny and if you know him, you are really lucky. If you do get to see him ever in your life, get to know him because he is an amazing guy. All hail; Will Dill Boner Pill
Hey! Will Dill Boner Pill! Hurry yo ass up and get over here!
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