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What god’s real name should be…because after all that’s all god really is.
Yo bro you going on that missionary trip to The Congo to spread the good news?
Nah brah, I don’t do any work for adult Santa Claus.
Santa Monica 13 also known as SMX3, SMX7, and SM17 (17th St) is a gang formed in the “Far West” of Los Angeles in the 1920’s and is the first gang to originate of the “West Side 4 Corners” which includes Culver City 13, Sotel 13, and Venice 13. Rivals include CxC13 (Culver City 13), V13 (Venice 13), S13 (Sotel 13), LNX13 (Lennox 13), GYGC 3X (Graveyard Gangster Crips), XV3 (18th Street), VSLC 2X (Venice ShoreLine Crips) and more. The only remaining cliques of SM17 are Little Locos (LLS), and PeeWee Locos (PWLS).
“I’m from Santa Monica 13”
The fully-bearded dude that drives around in a convertible mustang with a trunk full of dope.
Hey, did you score some smack?
Naww. But I did rustle up some serious meth from that Off-Season Santa over there!
A sex act where you urinate into a glass, add a large amount of sugar, then force your partner to drink it.
"Have you ever tried a Santa Cruz Lemonade? It's all natural and very fresh!"
White chocolate martini with a candy cane rim job
Can I get you ladies anything. 2 of Santa's Wet Dreams, please.
(Verb) ; ... The act in which a person pushes together the east and west regions of their partner’s back fat and has intercourse between the two fat folds in a north/south fashion.
Friend: “I noticed your new (bf/gf) is chubbier than the last one. Is it true the chubby ones give better head?”
Broseph: “Suprisingly no, but I will say it’s the best way to ride the Santa Barbara Train.”
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The dumpster for Beverly Hills High School Student who didn't get into a good college. In my opinion Santa Monica College is like second high school.
"Fuck high school I'll just go to SMC(Santa Monica College)!"
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