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When fire needs water to activate.
Sex God: "bro the fire needs water to activate WALLAH!"
Italian Dog: "Oh yeah cuz!?"
Polish Dog: (tries burning water) "ITS NOT WORKING!!! OI, ITS NOT WORKING! "
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Fire+Water=Mc'Lit
When diarrhea burns your anal cavity.
"Dude, I total had fire-hrea last night. I now have 2nd degree burns"
How to describe a beautiful girl with fire in her heart that’s set on protecting those she loves. A brave girl that will love unconditionally and be quick to defend against those that hurt you. Stubborn to change, but compassionate when it counts. A girl that lets you know she misses you even if you’ve just been together.
Look how happy he is, he must have himself a Fire Claw!
The biggest bunch of basement saving ketchup dicks you have ever seen. They stand around having a circle jerk after watching someone’s house burn down because they got there quick and did the best they could!
Dennison fire had to call help again because they had a trash can fire!
When the cum so hot it burns through your dick and creates a Jewish synagogue inside of your liver
When you move at intense speeds, as if you were running out of a burning building.
we were doing illegal stuff when the cops showed up, then we had to fire bust out of there.
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A game by Intelligent Systems and published by Nintendo. The strategy based game series is mostly know for the characters and Nintendo not giving a fuck about the character design
person 1: Hey I have you beaten the recent fire emblem?
person 2: Yeah. But I still question why Nintendo let that one character have those melons that exposed.
StarBucks employee: Sir we are right next to a high school and I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.