(shiz-uhl popt)
-adj., verb
1. Equivalent to voicing an expletive during any undesirable or unlucky situation. The phrase "to the max" can be appended to emphasize extremely dire circumstances.
2. Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because your vehicle ran out of fuel.
"Dude. When his girlfriend finds out he's been cheating on her, he is sooo shizzle popped it's not even funny."
"I told you to fill up on gas before we left, you tardmuffin! Now we're totally shizzle popped... to the max!"
Or Shizzle Weazel or Shizle Weasel or Shizz Wizz is a euphemism for Sh*t F*ck. Wizzle doesn't mean F*ck in any way, but it used alongside Sh*t.
Why Shizzle Wizzle? Because I'm not sure you will say Shiz Fudge in front of your grandma, thats f*cken weird
*Playing a Horror Game*
"Dang, this room is dark as heck"
*Jumpscare*
"SHIZZLE WIZZLE! Crap! Why the heck i don't see that one coming, that's friggin obvious!"
little tiny "bunny poop" shaped pieces of shit
i took some shizzle McNuggets
Your shit looks like shizzle mcnuggtes dude fr fr
Shizzle Can is a made up holiday in which people receive coal. Shizzle Can happened to fall on Christmas. Mofu Clausu is the person who brings the coal.
“Man, Shizzle Can is gonna be super exciting!”
a person who purchases hotel rooms with the specific intent of engaging in sexual relations with women who have both offspring and are married/engaged
Henry: Dude I got hammered last night and woke up next to Caitlin at the Motel 6.
David: Oh snap!!! you pulled a kummy shizzle!!!
Fo Shizzle Bo Diggle is a “slang” or “hip” way of saying “For Sure My Dude”
Bobby: “You want some sniff candy?”
Y/N: “Fo Shizzle Bo Diggle!”
what you say when you wanna shizzle someones whizzle
for shizzle my whizzle I wanna touch your kohizzle