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a) (archaic definition) : to be left alone and helpless
b) (my more modern, updated definition) : to be left with a self-induced alcohol/drug abuse problem and a non-existent sex life following an acrimonious break up
since getting professional psycho-social from a social worker costs a small fortune in Canada and the United States, it is no wonder that a lot of people will be left high and dry, according to both definition a) and b)
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1. When you're at a bar talking to a chick and her ugly friend creeps in to talk to you...that when you got leftovers.
2. Girls you don't want to hook up with tonight, but if you're too lazy to go out tomorrow, you might eat 'em up.
Man I'm not craving that meat tonight, call me up tomorrow when you got left overs.
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A fucked up educational system made up by who other than that dumb fuck "President" George Dubya Bush. This system was said to help students but
still about 50 percent of kids are droppin out of school,
most kids get A's for ass and
the only kids benifitting from it are rich white kids.
No Child Left Behind is more like No Rich Child left Behind. Damn Bush is the dumbest fuckin' retarded bitch ass craka in the whole fuckin world!
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David’s Left Nipple™️ (dln), is a groupchat full of the rudest vlog squad twitter stans, they all suck so fucking bad. if i ever see one of their members in the streets i will fucking deck them, on god i will shank them and rip their intestines out and play with it like playdough, and their admin isn’t even fucking active what a whore goddamn i can’t stand her such a fucking bitch. i hate them all i hope they all die a slow and painful death and i hope their day goes horrible stupid david stans nobody likes you and you’re irrelevant get over it pussy.
“dln is the ugliest groupchat on the interweb but i love them” ~ anonybitch
“dln hates small accounts” ~ anonymous pussy ass bitch
“angela smells good” ~ fake hoe
“dln has the smallest dick energy” ~ anon
“david’s left nipple is gross and overrated i hate this groupchat so fucking much they make me so damn mad and they don’t support my foot fetish” ~ assnon
Synonym of passing.
A person with mix of white and black races and passes for white only.
Guy 1: Joe Blow is riding in the left lane.
Guy 2: I didn't know Joe Blow was part black.
Left Handed Daphne means vagina; whore with a deep vagina.
"All my coworkers are left handed daphnes"
Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left
Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.