Ur dog a cat

This word can change every single thing in the universe, even your existence.

Friend: Ur mum gei
Me: Ur dad lesbian4
Friend: Ur granny tranny
Me: Ur dog a cat
*World completely changes and wipes out all of humanity causing a change in itself causing everything to start over again from the beginning*

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ur mom virgin

what god told jesus when he born

God: Jesus?
Jesus: Yeah?
God: well, ur mom virgin
Jesus: god fucking damn it *dies*

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Ur Ancestors Incestors

The most godly term only used by intellectual beings to signify domination any person who uses this is known as the king of abomination

Bill:ur mom gay
Jeff:ur family tree lgbt
Bill:ur ancestors incestors
Jeff:*disinegrates from the inside out and is automatically sent to the depths of hell for enternal suffering and pain*

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ur mum gay

She is lol

Person 1:"I don't like you!"

Person 2:"well ur mum gay."

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Doing ur mom

The act of having an intercourse with someone's female parental figure.

"Im doing ur mom"

Ur uncle a drunkle

One of the many amazing responses to ur mom gay. Can only be beaten by ur tot a thot

Lauren: ur mom gay
John: ur dad a lesbian lol
Lauren: ur brother a mother
John: ur sister a mister
Lauren: ur granny tranny. Can you beat that?
John: Ur uncle a drunkle
*lauren dies*
Satan: well ur tot a thot
*john explodes and Satan eats his remains on toast

ur gramp a tramp

Almost equivalent to ur granny tranny but a little less of a roast.

Random Bastard: Ur Mum Gay, and ur dad lesbian
Me: Oh Yeah well, ur Gramp a tramp
Random Bastard: *Kills Self*