what u on

asking "what's up?" or "what's going on?" sometimes used when someone is mad also.

Joe: what u on bro?
Alex: just chillin dawg, u already know!

Alex: Joe, how u gon' get on my girl like that? what u on??
Joe: That hoe was askin for it folk.

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owo whats this?

a way of expressing yourself when you discover something new or something you have never seen before.

person:*discovers something*

also person: owo whats this?

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what the damn?!

A much more effective version of 'what the fuck?!', becuase people will tune in when the notice your new spin on the overused phrase.
This phrasial outburst can be used in the same exact context as 'what the fuck!?'.

man #1:I love mayonaise in my kool-aid.
man #2:What the Damn?!
man #3:Naw foo, it's all about the Miracle Whip.

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what the dingus?

what the fuck!? except an exclamation to something so out of the ordinary, it requires the word dingus. though not related, See dingus

dude, u know when you scratch your nuts and that yellow fungus gets under your fingernails??

WHAT THE DINGUS!!??? nooooooooo!!

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What the cock!

A stronger way of saying 'what the hell' but not quite reaching 'what the f***' status.

Dude did you just eat my lunch?? What the cock!?

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What in the hell?

What one says when he is confused, puzzled, perplexed and or mindfucked. Is synonymous with the highly used "What the hell?"

"What in the hell just happened?"

"What the hell is that monkey doing fucking that dog like that?"

"What in the hell does that jew think he's doing trying to haggle that black man from his drug money?"

"What in the hell is going on?"

"What in the hell time is it?"

"What in the hell did you just do?"

"What in the hell? Why would you accuse me of fucking that transexual hooker by the pool at the sleezy motel?"

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what the fra

A substitution to "what the fuck" in order not to recieve glares of rage, shouts of furiousity, or a pimp hand to the face.

Teacher: The assignment today is to write a 3,000 word essay due tomorrow.

Student: What the fra?!

Teacher: Excuse me?!

Student: It's okay, teach. I said "what the fra" not "what the fuck"...GOD DAMMIT!

Teacher:(Pimp Hand Getting Strong)

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