what u on

asking "what's up?" or "what's going on?" sometimes used when someone is mad also.

Joe: what u on bro?
Alex: just chillin dawg, u already know!

Alex: Joe, how u gon' get on my girl like that? what u on??
Joe: That hoe was askin for it folk.

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owo whats this?

a way of expressing yourself when you discover something new or something you have never seen before.

person:*discovers something*

also person: owo whats this?

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what the damn?!

A much more effective version of 'what the fuck?!', becuase people will tune in when the notice your new spin on the overused phrase.
This phrasial outburst can be used in the same exact context as 'what the fuck!?'.

man #1:I love mayonaise in my kool-aid.
man #2:What the Damn?!
man #3:Naw foo, it's all about the Miracle Whip.

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What the cock!

A stronger way of saying 'what the hell' but not quite reaching 'what the f***' status.

Dude did you just eat my lunch?? What the cock!?

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what the dingus?

what the fuck!? except an exclamation to something so out of the ordinary, it requires the word dingus. though not related, See dingus

dude, u know when you scratch your nuts and that yellow fungus gets under your fingernails??

WHAT THE DINGUS!!??? nooooooooo!!

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what doin

1) Tell someone to stop doing what they are doing

2) Literally, asking someone whats up.

1) "Hey bro what doin! Not cool bro"

2) "Hey bro, what doin?"

"Nothing much man"

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What the da

When someone does not understand what is going on or what one is saying.

Colly what the da are you doing sniffing your mothers nags?

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