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When you smell so bad of BO, you literally smell like onions. You most likely need to take a shower and use deodorant.
Damn dude, you smell like onions! Take a shower!
You just don’t know how hard I have it right now
I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.
I guess you don’t like me
(Predicate.) Smurf Smurf Smurf hours. Flirt flirt and this clerk clerk know you’re actually say were no purple socks Yolo. yo dumb
Her: OK so I have it I don’t know if I can Rambo. OK sucking cock is the most inconvenient thing in the entire world you see if I can psych. Like nobody should ever do that it’s smelly, stinky, and juicy wet cock being her bag.
Him: I would say the N-word. Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now
Give up there's no point she doesnt like you just fucking give up
"I like her but she doesn't me she likes someone else"
Do you want it up the arse right to the hilt?
Cormar Do you want it up the arse right to the hilt? Do you like a bit of cormar?
When a white kid is rocking his durag and listening to rap on Snapchat and he’s feeling himself
My boy was feeling like swervo last night, just look at his snap story.
Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”
As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
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