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talk to me if you like me

im in my nikes

talk to me if you like me im in my nikes yo ex is not talkin nicely he wanna fight me

by megr__ November 18, 2021


Shredded Like Mini Wheats

Being insanely ripped, defined, muscular, veiny, and/ or striated. In a simpler sense, extremely shredded.
Direct reference to the shredded wheat cereals.

Jenna/ X Factor: Qin and Nickolitus, We're so dripping. No CF anywhere.

Qin: That's cause we're shredded like mini wheats.

Nickolitus: Just Look at our six packs.

by Daddy Long Snake August 2, 2010


Shot Up Like a Rocket

A phrase used to describe getting erect very quickly. Usually as the result of very arousing events.

I snuck off to kiss my girlfriend at the local elementary school so her disapproving dad wouldn't see and my dick shot up like a rocket.

by zjason decimator February 1, 2022


i like you

george i like you

because i’m nice i’m doing this so you know i like you

by user2298726 September 7, 2021


Like fishing

Posting something with “If this gets ____ likes I’ll post (something better)!”

Example of like fishing: If this post gets 300 likes I’ll post a selfie!

by EmmyCat328 November 6, 2019


like paddy

When someone has greasy flat hair.

Becky has hair like paddy.

by Paddy McKeogh July 15, 2017


Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

by Annatommy September 15, 2022