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one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap March 7, 2016


Rip a big one

A verb describing the events that take place after one consumes food from Taco Bell. These events may vary, but can include earthquakes, suddenly flying into the air, a sharp increase in atmospheric carbon dioxide, or the Earth being flung out of its orbit with the sun.

Her dinner caused her to rip a big one so good that NASA recruited her for their rocket design team.

by Brunolator May 19, 2024


One cheek slider

When a person has underwear or under garments in their butt crack (wedgie), and does a leg lift motion to remove the under garments or underwear from the crevasse without hands. A leg motion such as upper outer quick motion, otherwise known as the swirl. This motion helps remove underwear or under garments with the utmost discretion from the butt crack. To be defined as a one cheek slider no hands or appendages will be involved during the removal of clothing material. The one cheek slider must only be performed while standing. Performing the one cheek slider while sitting can pose great risk due to material wedging itself further into the buttock crevasse causing injury or ulceration.

Woah! Did you just do the one cheek slider?

I was mesmerized by watching an elegant woman perform the one cheek slider with such poise and grace. I couldn't believe my eyes.

by Twigsntwoberries August 26, 2023


pulled one

to say or do something stupid

You just pulled one.

by Holly Marie Pike June 29, 2010


Rule Number One

$Always look cool." Invented and written originally by Ardicio Galvao.

What is rule number one?

by Rfail1988 January 20, 2020


Rule number one

This expression is mostly from social media (specifically Tiktok). Rule number one is "cars are better than people." Mostly used by car people/Motorsport fans.

"No way, he cheated on you? Hop in my car, and never forget rule number one"

"I'm always prioritising rule number one, that's why I never date anyone."

by Sunaarin August 4, 2023


Tie one on

Rip heaters with Dori's dad.

I want to tie one on with Dori's hot dad.

by Dori's dad March 16, 2024