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Someone who deliberately tries to sabotage your work, business, or career. Typically, this person works very close to you - whether it be a literal neighbour sharing office space, a jealous coworker, or someone from a competing company.
Their hit jobs are explosive, seemingly unplanned and inconsistent, and leave alot of residue in their wake.
Ari: I hate my coworker so much, she always seems to wait until the perfect time to screw up my weekly reports.
Ted: I worked with a White Collar Terrorist once, I had to leave that company. He would fart in my office right before a client would come for a visit and then leave. He had White Collar Steroids though, so he was untouchable.
Ari: Ugh, That's a Hard Unsubscribe For Me.
People who are evil and never right. They have no culture or something, and you can’t be racist towards them cause I said so.
White guy: Dude, you know this is illegal
Me (hero): You white people always try to ruin my fun.
Lamar" hey have you seen that one white guy Andrew?"
Kyrie" No you dumbass nigga white people don't exist
People who loose their shit when there isn't flavorless food at forgen resturaunts.
"WHY DOESN'T THIS MEXICAN RESTURAUNT HAVE ANYTHING THAT ISNT SPICY >:("
-a lot of white people.
people who don't wanna season their damn food, who make all this weird stuff on tiktok that probably gets them arrested, wps man..
Tyrone: This chicken tastes bland as shit
Jarquavious: Yeah, there's a bunch of white people in that kitchen
You know the ones, the ones that move into a black neibourhood, and the head black mom is all like
"I dont mind the white people mivin in, they bring some whole foods whuth em, and some willie nelson, plus the cops dont break up our block parties no more"
"Yo terranced, can you grab some a that organic watermelon from Whole Foods, The white people there wont sell to me!"
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People who clap when the microwave beeps
Why would those white people clap for a plane
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