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Meaning to split someone's head open to the skull.
I love bussin head to da white meat!
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An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor
Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose
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It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.
Why don't you explore the purple headed yogart slinging dragon
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n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
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1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.
2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "
" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
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get your head out of your bum a non vulgar way to tell someone to get their head out of their ass meaning pay attention to whats going on around you
my teacher told me get your head out of your bum and pay attention to whats going around you
The type of person who steals your last cracker but is not all that bad because he/she pins condoms to the wall so you don’t forget.
Man Ej is a real bitch faggot head ass mother fucker
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