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When you are in the act of masturbation and when you finally ejaculate, the jizz goes in the air and lands straight into your bellybutton
When I beat my meat last night i totally got a hole in one.
When a man has sex with a woman on a first date.
"Bro, you know Roxanne from accounting? Hole in one, my brother."
While jacking off you Jim into your belly button first.
Dave: I got a hole in one last night
John: Nice, we should go golfing sometime
Dave: oh I don’t golf.
During sex, handjob or masturbation, the male ejaculates into his own mouth, either accidentally or purposefully.
She jerked me off so hard last night she shot a hole-in-one!
In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.
According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.
I’ve become particularly impressed with AI and especially one called Poe (and its bot assistants). This is an edited definition* of one this AI-powered chatbot churned out in a matter of seconds:
An "experiment of one" refers to a type of experimental design where an individual serves as both the subject and the experimenter. In this type of experiment, the individual tests a hypothesis or investigates a research question by manipulating variables and observing the outcomes on themselves. It is a self-experimentation approach that allows individuals to gather data and draw conclusions based on their own experiences.
Examples of Experiment of One:
1. Personal Health and Lifestyle: An individual may conduct an experiment of one to test the effects of different diets, exercise routines, or sleep patterns on their own health and well-being.
2. Cognitive Performance: Someone might investigate the impact of various study techniques, memory strategies, or environmental factors on their own cognitive performance through an experiment of one.
3. Productivity and Time Management: An individual may experiment with different productivity techniques, work schedules, or task prioritization methods to optimize their own productivity and time management skills.
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I can't do better than that, but I will add that this is sometimes abbreviated as "n=1" or "n of 1."
*Only edited for length — the original was too long for Urban Dictionary’s space parameters.
In an **experiment of one**, Dr. Kessler tested his willpower by buying two gooey chocolate chip cookies that he didn't plan to eat. (Source: "How the Food Makers Captured Our Brains." Tara Parker-Pope. New York Times.
An oft-used phrase is "Each of us is an **experiment of one**."