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A phrase used to express frustration
Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David
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a slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,
a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,
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a sentence used by gays or drunks at frat partys
gay: oh my goddddd ballsack on my head makes me happy!
drunk:ughh ballshack on my head makesh me happy
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its a dick... its not a mouth based video game...
I'll massage the back of your throught with my purple headed heat seeking moisture missle!
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you got some fly ass clothes i wanna holla at.
oh dayum son you be head to toe straight greased dipped in that buttah.
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Something you say to someone when they need to stop procrastinating and/or willfully ignoring problems around them that need to be solved. When someone is willfully slacking off, this is a great term to use.
When someone has their head in their ass, it means they're intentionally avoiding the subject of problems that need to be fixed, or they're intentionally making themselves ignorant of a problem. People do this because they think the problem may just disappear, but it never will, that's just life. You have to confront your troubles, not ignore them.
Mom: Jake, how's homework and school going?
Jake: I don't know I'm just taking a nap
Mom: It's 10PM, have you even started today's homework?!?
Jake: No mom it's fine
Mom: NO Jake, it's not fine, Pull your head out of your ass and get to work, or else you're gonna end up being a failure and a drug addict just like your disowned half brother!
Jake: FINE Mom!
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This is something a friend says to you while at school or work when they are having a long day if someone asks you this and you say no you should throw your self into a hole and stay their give this friend lots of head scratch’s and stroke them like a cat
Friend: hey are you okay
Sad friend: *baby eyes shakes head
Friend: do you want anything
Sad friend: Can I lay my head on you
Friend: yeah for sure