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Serves as a multiplier of sorts for the adjective "Sketch." Can be used to describe any person or situation that is unpleasantly odd or out of place. Often used specifically to denote a person who may seem untrustworthy, paranoid, or generally displeasing.
"Sitting in a parking lot with your lights off at 2 a.m. is way sketch ball."
"That dealer is a sketch ball to the max."
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Basketball
except
rule changes:
In a dorm
no rules, unless you make someone bleed.
empty water bottle instead of ball
trash cans instead of hoops
we played an intense game of dorm ball at camp
i scored 5 times!
big juicy fat balls that are filled with the sweetest, finest sperm that are so delectable they are in peak form for breeding.
that dude has some amazing breeder balls
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A fictional sport popularized on The Office.
Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop-ball?"
An addictive sport that has captured the hearts and souls of players and fans across the metropolitan downtown New York City area, west of Wall Street. The sport takes the best components of such sports as tennis, ping pong, hand ball, volleyball, etc. and masterfully combines them into one.
Equipment:
1) An official Echo Ball, which looks very similar to a standard tennis ball, but much more professional.
2) A wooden desk that is wider than long, approx. 12' W x 6' L. Desk must have 8 holes placed evenly apart. 4 holes on each side of the court. Each hole is approx. 6" W. and 1' L. A wooden divider splits the table in half horizontally and a line dissects the table vertically so that 4 equal quadrants are formed. The 8 square cut out wooden pieces remaining from the 8 holes on the desk are to be placed on the divider evenly across forming a porous net.
Rules:
A 2 or 4 player game. 4 player game is played as doubles.
The rules are similar to ping pong unless otherwise noted.
The wooden pieces on the divider are in play. Fallen pieces are reset after each point. Any nearby walls are in play and are not considered a bounce. Example, a ball that bounces in your end than hits off the wall and then into the opponent's side is a legal play.
In doubles, a "lop pass" is allowed which is a move in which a teammate hits the ball into the air and his teammate hits the ball down onto the opponent's side. This move can only occur after the serve and return have been put in play.
Garganese: What is this game that these guys have been playing the last 5 hours?
Sprachman: Game? Oh, you mean Echo Ball. Its not a game, its a sport.
A parlour game centring upon a man who has located an ambiguous part of his genitals in his grip, and then prompts the many spectators encircling him to decide whether the flesh in question hails from his scrotum or his penis. Bets are arranged and money thrown onto the ground before finally the genitals are revealed to be either 'ball' or 'peen'. The game resets and during the anxious wait for a new presentation of genitals, the chant "BALL OR PEEN" is sounded by the spectators.
"BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN!"
The genitals are revealed.
"Five bucks that's scrote," Anth ventured. Nathan demurred and accepted the challenge. "It's dick for sure."