December 4

National suck your bestfriends dick day

Girl- pull down your pants
Bestfriend- Why?
Girl- Its december 4
Bestfriend- oh ok do it then!

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4 Corners

Place in Glasgow town. Where Cathouse and McDonalds meet, usually swarming with Emos and Goffs. You don't want to go there you might get "ROAR XD" shouted at you!

Shannon "you coming into Glasgow today?"
Lucy "Naw man it's Wednesday, I don't want to be hissed at by Emos at the 4 corners"

Shannon "awe fuck a forgot"

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November 4

Be gay asf but still be straight if you are straight and if you are already gay be straight for a day

Bro it’s November 4th you know what that means. Oh shit dude

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srt-4

slang. recently became the official replacement for "polish a turd" in the ever popular phrase "you can't polish a turd".

while you still can't srt-4 a turd, many think that by paying the hourly goons at ye olde dodge factory to glue a turbo-charger to a silly dodge neon engine it will in fact create a glossy finish on a piece of feces. the car is intended for bedwetters and dog dick rubbers who can't afford a real car like a honda s2000, bmw m-series or acura tl type-s or aren't smart enough to properly affix a turbo-charger to a car that isn't already named "neon". the srt-4 phenomenon is basically the same as the 1980's dodge goons putting a faux-leather, glue on top(attempting to look like a convertible) to a dodge aries k-car and calling it a chrysler lebaron. again, this car was very popular with the recently gay but familiar with broke crowd.

"wowie zowie leroy, that white girl you are courting is one seriously ugly girl."

"don't sweat is mister anderson, my sistah works at glamour shots and this saturday we gonna srt-4 her up."

"gee leroy, that's swell. </vomits>"

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4-0

A civilian or any non-law enforcement person who will (try to) bust you.

You check for people in here, I'm not tryna get caught

Yeah, no 4-0, were good.

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january 4

january 4th is coke day so if it snows out side you have to take a line

john: look it's snowing out side....
peter: oh boy we have to take a line !
john: why ?
peter: because it's january 4 and its coke day

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4/20

The day to smoke weed. It is based off of what police say when they see people doing drugs ("We have a 4/20 on...").
It is celebrated internationally and people also wear green on that day. It is also Adolf Hitler's birthday, and the date f the Columbine School shootings. Pronounced "four twenty."

Yo man, I got some fresh Columbian weed for us to smoke tomorrow... after all, it is 4/20.

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