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The act of orally pleasing the male retcal area while simultaneously pleasing the man's throbbing penis head.
Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.
Earl was one to always cut corners. Even when he was out with his man-friend.
So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...
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The act of receiving analingus and farting directly on your partner's face.
I think I went a little heavy on the beans... I hope my boyfriend enjoys his bubble salad.
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When a well endowed male leaves a whole squad on warzone with gaping arseholes from an RPG.
“Fuck me lads, that big dicked fucker just gave us a Russian salad”
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A typically Southern dish from the US, made of drained green peas from the can covered with a sauce made of: 1 part mayo, 2 parts ranch (give or take according to taste), and a sprinkling of garlic seasoning. Though it's not often done and considered more a family tradition than a legit part of the recipe, adding 2 parts vinegar to the mix gives the concoction a very appealing taste. Eaten often with a dish like chicken and yellow rice. Served chilled.
Some families in the South began making this dish decades ago when money was tight because it was easy to make, tasty, and relatively cost-effective. Relatively unknown in other parts of the country and in the South itself.
Me: Mm! Thanks for the Pea Salad dad! Needs just a bit more vinegar, though.
Dad: Doh!
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When a drive is driving with his legs and a chick eats out his ass while using her feet to press the pedals.
The other night Mrs. Sackett gave Travis Penning a toyota salad.
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When you had taco's the previous night and you ate all the shells but there is still left over lettuce,beef,salsa and other items which you then turn into a salad.
Lily: Hey whats in the microwave?
Anthony: Oh just some mince.
Lily: For some more tacos?
Anthony: Nah we are out of shells, I am just having some Taco Salad
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When you find poop around the butt hole while tossing her salad. Then vomit and sum goes in her butt hole .
I dropped salad last night
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