What in the hell?

What one says when he is confused, puzzled, perplexed and or mindfucked. Is synonymous with the highly used "What the hell?"

"What in the hell just happened?"

"What the hell is that monkey doing fucking that dog like that?"

"What in the hell does that jew think he's doing trying to haggle that black man from his drug money?"

"What in the hell is going on?"

"What in the hell time is it?"

"What in the hell did you just do?"

"What in the hell? Why would you accuse me of fucking that transexual hooker by the pool at the sleezy motel?"

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What the cock!

A stronger way of saying 'what the hell' but not quite reaching 'what the f***' status.

Dude did you just eat my lunch?? What the cock!?

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what a boss

In relation to "the Lonely Island" song, Like a Boss, it is the remark made when a person performs an action related to being a "boss."

John: I just made varsity basketball!
Peter: What a Boss!!

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what happen

An interrogative as to the events that have come to play, be it in the distant past, the recent past, or the present. This phrase may or may not use a question mark, but is an interrogative, regardless.

This phrase, popular among geeks, alludes to the poorly-translated Sega game Zero Wing; however, it is not always used for its pop culture value alone.

person: "Oh shit."
person2: "what happen"
person: "My term paper got deleted from my computer!"
person2: "Seriously? Oh, shit! Are you sure there isn't a back up somewhere?"
person: "Nope, not one back-up."
person2: "All your docs are belong to trash :("

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do what

Absolutely the most annoying phrase Texans say! I have lived down here the past 14 years and have never gotten used to it. It still rubs my Yankee ears the wrong way.

It means "I can't hear you or I don't understand".

Person Number 1: "Well, I blah, blah, blah..."

Person Number 2: "Do what?" (usually said in a rude tone)

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what the funk

it is when you around adults or small children and you dont want to say fuck. you say funk.

adult - "the circumfrence of a pie is one hundred nano meters"
You - "WHAT THE FUNK?!?!?!"

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What the flip?

Replacement for "what the heck". Can be used in almost any situation randomly. First created by the one and only all-powerful Napoleon Dynamite.

Your uncle tries to sell breast enhancing herbal treatments to the girl you have a crush on... when she tells you this, you proclaim to your uncle, "What the flip!?"

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