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The defintion of someone who is worse than a tool. Used to show great toolness; the tool that holds tools. Use with great brevity as to not dilute the meaning.
"Did he just say neon lit doorhandles are awesome? What a tool bag"
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Slang for smoking cheapo marijuana. Comes from the practice of Mexican construction workers hiding in the tool shed while getting high.
"Hey Pancho man, I need a little tool time, chico!"
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A place where tools like to frequent.
I wanted to go to that new club, but I heard it was a tool shed.
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A homosexual that enjoys smelling another person's penis after sexual intercourse.
Joe Hodges is the biggest tool-sniffer I've ever known.
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A small group of people acting crazy, and obnxious in a very obvious manner. They think what they're doing is cool and acceptable. It's the ultimate combination of being a tool and a tool bag.
Did you see that tool baggery going on at the show last night? People are freaking crazy!
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A person who is the most annoying one-upper, douche bag ,tool around, a tool of such unimaginable proportion the term "Tool shop" is the only thing large enough to describe this individual .
They are quite literally the mother of all tools .
Ruth: "Did you hear that guy ?"
Ben: "Yeah what a tool "
Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"
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the act of holding something, anything, work related in your hand when there is nothing to do so it appears to the boss that you are working hard or got something to do.
Dude: "Hey dude, we got an hour til the truck gets here. pass me that roll of tape and that tape measurer quick. The boss is coming and I need my busy tool."
Boss: " I need a volunteer to go clean up some puke. You. standing there not looking busy, let"s go.
Dude #2: "I fucking hate you dude.
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