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Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.
Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.
One of the items taken in the raid of your home when your corrupt Congressman husband (up for re-election in 11 days) tweets that you had a premonition of a dystopian society.
Other items include "stored water", knives and guns.
People worldwide rightly conclude you've lost all your marbles.
Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, “unauthorized foods” and stored water. They said we had been “reported”.
Food that a NEET (unemployed, and not seeking employment, or education) would eat.
Neet: hey! Pass the chicken tendies! You: oh! You mean the NEET food?
food so good make you wanna kill yourself
the foods so good you’ll wanna commit food suicide
When you cant stop eating because you’re a fat ass
Jacob: yo i’m hungry
Vale: me too
Jacob: u a fatass
Vale: maybe we have a “food addiction”
When someone gives you food but you are not allowed to eat it
Why did he do that? That was Food Torture!
According to the great ancient tales, Chocolate and soda are considered to be the healthiest of all the foods. The theory was first brought up by Elizabeth Hancocks in 2020. This type of extraordinary culture is expected to exponentially increase in popularity in the near future.
"Have you been having Healthy Foods????"
"Of course man"