wake and bake

when you first wake up and take the biggest cock you can find and push it into your ass as fast as possible

when todd woke up we wake and baked the fuck out of him.

69👍 491👎

Shake and Bake

To exercise as soon as you wake up in the morning, immediately followed by a satisfying bowl of your dankest weed. Hence, "Shaking" and "Baking"

I did a lil shake and bake this morning, never felt so relieved in my life.

10👍 55👎

Chicken bake

Used to describe those who are unable to quickly make a decision when faced with many options, such as with a lunch menu. Wavering and vascillating, "chicken bakes" often hold tightly to one menu item for the rest of their lives, valuing the security of knowing what they are getting. With a history marked with regrets over past dining decisions, a "chicken bake" craves the security of a risk-free mealtime.

"What would you like, sir?"
"Chicken bake."

3👍 11👎

Twice Baked

A phenomena where a person takes a shit, freezes it to insert it into another's bung hole. The second then defecates the same shit, and the turd is said to be twice baked.

Babe, I think we need to get closer, I think I should try a twice baked turd

2👍 6👎

Wake and bake

The phrase “wake and bake” is used when someone wakes up and smokes marijuana first thing in the morning before breakfast, brushing your teeth, or doing any sort of activity.

Let's wake and bake after a our long day or night to put our body into a relaxed mode and fall back to sleep.

2👍 6👎

baked cock

when your baked and you get a woody

::hits bong:: dude that chick gave me a baked cock

2👍 6👎

shake and bake

In an odd mood or moment. the feeling one gets after being caught in doing something they have no buinsness doing.

I walked in and her arms and legs told me she was in shake and bake

10👍 57👎