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a penis that has experienced so much shrinkage due to cold or other emotional factors that it actually becomes somewhat rigid even in its fully flacid state.
I was jogging in the cold weather thinking about my dead grandfather's corpse and my penis became rock soft.
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Damn have you seen that soft boy, he’s cute kinda shy doe.
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The Aussie word 4 sum 1 who is a PUSSY! Can't take shit.... you could blow them and they'd fly a hundrd Fucken years away..... Softy prick
my fag friend james (professional soft cunt).... I call him sandwich....... Because I ate his cock like a sandwich
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blowing your load while your soft
i fuckin had to soft santa last night because she couldnt get my chub going
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Sudden and nervous evacuation caused by negative anticipation in a social setting.
Like nervous dump, but quicker and more likely to occur in females.
Example 1 "Ready to give your speech on Female Genital Mutilation, or should I go first?"
"Wait a minute, I think I better take a soft-shit"
Example 2
"Hey, your boyfriend told me to check on you, he's worried you'll miss your plane"
"Thanks. Tell him I'm okay. I always have to take a soft-shit when I hear those big engines".
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when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots
kaylie: “i’m so content rn, soft post”
E: “you’re cute, soft post”
kaylie: “i wuv u, soft post”
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The name given to the purest of all the animals
All doggos are extremely soft animals
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