Blueberry Frog

when a person is having sexual intercourse and the girl puts a blue piece of candy in her vagina and both female and male anatomy turn blue

So my girlfriend and I tried the blueberry frog, she said my dick tasted good afterwards, but it is still blue.

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Frog Farts

An expletive used to express dismay when you are in mixed or polite company.
A substitute for "oh shit!" or "fuck me!"

Frog farts! I just broke a nail!

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Frog-Marched

Carl Rove in leg irons with a tie wrap firmly cinched around his nads ... squeeling: "Rivet" ... "Rivet" ... while the FBI slaps his ass with a 2 by 4 forcing him to jump 2 feet vertically and 1 inch forward.

"At the end of the day, it's of keen interest to me to see whether or not we can get Karl Rove frog-marched out of the White House in handcuffs. And trust me, when I use that name, I measure my words".

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Clyde Frog

To have sex with a stuffed animal.

See that doll in my sisters room, I clyde frogged it last night.

Anyone wanna clyde frog this stuffed tiger??

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Fat Frog

An alcoholic drink consisting of 1 sminoff ice, 1 blue WKD and 1 Kiwi Reef, served in 2 pint glasses with ice!!

"ill have 2 fat frogs please love!2
"there you go, that'll be 5.10 please love?"

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frog bottom

When a diseased female decides she is too dirty for human sexual contact and goes into a pond to find solace among fish hoping a small fish or guppie or will lodge into her vaginal area for one last pleasurful moment she so desperately needs.

This filthy hooker on the street decided to leave town for a frog bottom in hopes for one last sexual adventure.

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frog in a tree

A frog in a tree is someone who is just completely and totally random. You would usually call this person just plain random, but they have taken it to such an extreme that random is really not a strong enough word.

She is so random; she's like a frog in a tree.

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