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Dumbass religious fucks that thinks the world is only twelwe-thousand years old, and that God created them in only one day. Yeah, kinda proves that He rushed it...
Dude: "What about dinosaur fossils?"
Chr. fund.: "God put them there to test
our faith!"
Dude: "I think God put YOU here to test
MY faith, dude..."
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Christian Wicca is an ever growing religion which teaches the principals of both Wicca and Christianity. Wicca is an earth-based religion in which its followers worship nature in all of its aspects: both feminine and masculine (the God and the Goddess). Wicca teaches tolerance for all and love for everyone and everything.
Christianity teaches us about our Lord Saviour Jesus Christ and about how he died so that we may join our heavenly Father when we die. Anyone who truly believes in Jesus will be saved.
Both religions are based on love and forgiveness for ALL; whether or not we believe they deserve it. Christian Wicca is a more sensitive and 'user-friendly' version of Evangelism.
Religion: Christian Wicca.
I am a Christian-Wiccan.
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Holier-than-thou xian freakos (namely Catholics, Methodists and Baptists) who take their faith so seriously that any conflict with them becomes your death sentence. They will not debate with you over any issue; rather, they will act like a small child who holds their breath until their face turns red and you finally relent, causing them to believe they've won.
Such hot arguments include birth control, civil rights, abortion, sex before marriage, flag-burning, our jackass president, Harry Potter, porn, and in the cases of many innocent guys, dating their adult daughter if you aren't part of their "perfect" religion. Similar in ethics to nazis.
Ironic that such god-fearing citizens are usually the ones who use blasphemous language (ie, "Jesus Christ!") more than anyone else, and advocate killing Planned Parenthood employees and prisoners.
1. Man: "I won't have you trotting around my house and taking my daughter out because you don't love Jesus as much as I do!"
Boyfriend (to girl): "Damn, your father is such a psycho-christian!"
Man: "I heard that, goddammit! You're a heathen and a sinner because you look different than me! Die like that satanic JK Rowling!"
2. The psycho-christians went to a cemetery to piss on graves of gay men, blacks, Jews and a guy who taught evolution in school. Of course they didn't get punished because the pigs are afraid of being cursed to hell.
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The name of The God of The Earth, the ruler over its natural elements and inhabitants, one of the supreme gods, married to emerald, goddess of the earth
Christian allowed the lightning not to strike me.
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A dish on the secret menu at Vallarta Express, a taco shop chain in in San Diego, California, which is basically carne asada fries (guac, sour cream, carne asada, cheese, and french fries) , but with the adition of a fried egg, bacon, and additional cheese/
Before hitting up Balboa Park and Coronado Island, let's start our day with some Christian Fries at Vallarta Express. It will fuel us with enough calories to not have to eat the entire day!
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A christian fuck is different from most of your average christians, in that he or she is completely unable or unwilling to leave their religion out of a conversation, event, or activity.
You see these people instantly in any public setting because they make themselves seen. They'll often carry bibles or wear 6-foot-long metal crosses around their necks. When they're not telling you you're going to go to hell for your sinful ways, they're either being homeschooled by their equally fucking insane parents, or at Church sponsored gatherings.
The most noticeable thing about a "Christian Fuck" is that he or she will almost always reference scripture when talking to you. They don't care if you're in a closed car or at Subway trying to get a bite to eat, anything and everything that comes out of their brainwashed little mouth is something about their religion.
These are the same people that rant and rave about "keeping god in schools" although the irony being that they are all home school-bubble-children who have never even set foot in a public education facility, but that doesn't stop their brainwashed christian psychopath parents from telling them that public school is a dark place of sin and villainy.
Christian Fucks are also very sheltered, they live in little bubbles that they create themselves and are violently opposed to any alternative view that contradicts the bible in any way. They have canned responses for every scientific fact that's been proven, and spout them off like robots at the drop at a hat.
Christian Fucks should be avoided at all costs.
Billy the Christian Fuck told everyone that holding hands was the devil, because the devil has hands and he uses them for holdin'
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a name referred to guy who awesome and amazingly sexy. he will do anything to help anyone. he has the most amazing smile even though he doesn't think so. eyes like the seas of paradise. the best lover one has ever known. he is the most amazing thing to ever happen to me. my life wouldn't be complete without him.
oh my god! have you met this guy? hes amazing!
i know, ITS CHRISTIAN-GRUNDEN and hes all MINE!
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