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Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.

Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.

by Syngyl April 18, 2019


cougar jumper

aka CJ - A young guy who is trying to get with older women for the purpose of trying to date someone like his mom.

Andre is such a cougar jumper on Plenty of Fish.

by jess312 July 21, 2021


cougar attack

When a younger person (18- early 20s), usually male, is dressed up in their cowboy attire and a group of older women attempt to prowl on said person in an affectionate way.

Those women at the country concert are about to cougar attack that guy who they think is good looking.

by G4pesce September 18, 2022


lawn cougar

A lawn cougar is a cat. A cat on a lawn.

There were many lawn cougar's on our front lawn last night.

by liss09 October 20, 2009

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Cougar Tamer

One who is particularly good at relationships with Cougars!

Man… Randy is such a cougar tamer

by Ranimal11 April 1, 2024


show cougar

Much better than your standard cougar. A show cougar is one that must always be kept on a leash when in a public setting. Not only does it prevent the cougar from escaping, it allows you to gently tug the chain and whisper "easy there show cougar" whenever she is getting a bit too frisky.

Bro that Josie chick is a total show cougar. You better get the leashes on her before somebody else does.

by Foodst4mp April 12, 2023


Cougar-Stomped

After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.

"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"

Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!

by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 28, 2010