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One who used to hit lots of homeruns in highschool. Also might be referred to someone who used to have no neck. Or has meaty tires.
Are you playing softball this summer? Are you kidding me..They used to call me Cranks in highschool.
When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.
Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.
“Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”
The room (bedroom commonly) of a lonely, depressed, young adult male who masturbates aggressively and often.
Jack is off to the Crank Cave again.
When you twist a man's penis and it dribbles cum.
Shoving crack down nicenuts throat
me crack crank nice nuts throat
It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!
Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels
A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.
Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")