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When someone is coming to you on bullshit
Aye my boss on that Eddie shit today
He is the most caring person you will ever meet. He only fights if someone hurts his friends or family. If you have a Eddie in your life, never let him go. He is the best boyfriend and sometimes really good in bed.
"I wish I had a Eddie in my life."
a very unattractive man that looks like Harry Potter.
Woman 1: ''Hey look at that guy he's kinda cute''
Woman 2: ''Ew no, he looks like Eddie.''
Eddie a bitch ass nigga imm beat his ass whenever I see him imma take his bitch too he a pussy ass nigga
Eddie is a gay ass faggot
Eddie is a human experimentation project of REDACTED, the CIA’s rebooted successor to its MK-ULTRA project, and as of 2021 is its only surviving attempt to create an entity so stubborn it can withstand any level of psychosomatic torture. At the time of writing, Eddie has rejected around 1450 covert tests, almost unanimously considering them to be “weird nightmares”, regardless of whether they are performed while he is fully awake or not. Although their improbable levels of internal logic and plotline raise red flags among those he shares these “nightmares” with, the level of pigheadedness the CIA saw fit to grace him with makes the project extremely unlikely to be revealed.
Friend #1: Why the hell doesn’t Eddie have a psychiatrist?
Friend #2: I don’t know. He says they all ghost him.
Sweetest guy around. Edward is an Old English name given to those who are very lucky. It is comes from Old English words 'ead' meaning 'happy' or 'prosperous' and 'weard' meaning 'guard'. Those named after Eddie often have a large penis and a love for sex. Eddie's are extremely Good Men, are incredibly attractive for not only physical appearance but also their great sense of humour, they thrive on making others laugh and are very intelligent
Sometimes protective and Eddie is the perfect guy every girl wants to date for his amazing personality, good looks and charm, he'll treat a girl nice and falls for those who have an insane sense of humour. he pleasures woman in every way, you couldn't find a better guy to date. Surrounded by friends, an Eddie is a one in a million.
1# Who's he? He's hot?
2# It's Eddie.
-Every girl needs an Eddie in her life.
Sarah : Guess who I met last night?
Becky : who?
Sarah: Eddie!
Becky : Your so lucky