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game emotes

game emotes is only served for 2 purposes:
1 - toxic bulls*** when they kill you or smth
2 - when the game ends

kid: OMG I DID A MIDAIR NOSCOPE 100 MILE AWAY HEADSHOT AND IM DOMINATING BY 100 KILLS -default dances-
17 year old: no one wants to see your cringe game emotes

by backwards_cones March 4, 2021


Emotional Lotion

Why of course I am referring to any form of ejaculate.

Hollie and Archer were in the midst of serious love gettin's and in a sensual turn of event with sexy results, they each had produced some Emotional Lotion that they each had begun to rub into each other's skin.

Hollie: "Oh, Arch! Just schmear your hot emotional lotion all over me since my skin is drier than the Sahara!"
Archer: "Not a problem, babe! Just look into my eyes when I'm doing it so I can start making more."

by von groovy May 18, 2024


Emotional Lotion

The secretions that are created by sexual stimulation and amorous emotions. These secretions facilitate lubrication for lust and love to coexist in what some may call a center of carnality which compels parties to the state of bliss.

Khloe was telling Lindsay all about her good time last night and Lindsay was overwhelmed with all of the details. Lindsay was very nervous to ask specifics but did offer suggestions on how to remove the emotional lotion stains that were on the sofa. Khloe laughed and stated, "They are stayin'! Those show that I got mine!" Lindsay dryly replied, "Well, I'm not sittin' on that thing again."

by von groovy June 13, 2024


emotional hoarder

Someone who collects compromising anecdotes and personal Achilles' heel tales from friends and acquaintances for boosting his or her own morale and for possible weaponizing at some critical later date.

Don't kid yourself about Carol being a good listener. She's an emotional hoarder, and anything you told her while you were inebriated at that party will eventually come back to haunt you.

by Rich Hersh February 28, 2024


emot

Someone who is so out of touch with their body, they aren’t able to tell when they’re about to throw up.

Hey did you hear that emot couldn’t make it to the bathroom.

by King Booker February 2, 2023


Emot

Egg Marmite On Toast.

Crispy fry an egg, keeping the yoke runny, but the white brown and cripy (hot oil) place upside-down on a slice of buttered and Marmite toast. Add Black pepper.

I had emot for breakfast this morning

by Lornola April 22, 2022


emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.

Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.

by Big aldo October 15, 2020