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1) One who is a worthless dad in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemykids #kidsaremylife
2) A dad who spends more time chasing women than he spends time his kids.
3) A man who never contributed to his kids emotional, social or financial well being of his kids, now posts pictures of their accomplishments to facebook as if they had something to do with them turning out to be great.
His kid got into a great college thanks to his step dad
But most of his pictures are fun places without his kids
That fool never showed up to my school once, facebook dad
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The current phenomenon of Facebook users tagging 20+ friends in a picture full of quirky characters. After being constantly tagged by your friends, the never ending cycle of tag notifications can get very annoying.
When will this Facebook Tagfest end?!
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Similar to a bathroom buddy. It's when two or more girls who regularly go to the bathroom together when out in a public place, also seem to be online at the same time on facebook.
"Amanda and Christie went to the bathroom together at the bar the other night and I always seem to see them on at the same time on facebook."
"So they're each others facebook buddy?"
"Bingo."
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When a girl is not as hot in real life as her profile pictures on facebook.
Friend 1: "Johnny's new gf looks bangin!"
Friend 2: "No she's ugly as shit man we got facebook decieved."
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Verb. Clicking on a friend's profile and then clicking on profiles under the mutual friends section to find out information about random friends. Usually happens when one is bored on a Friday night.
Guy 1: Dude, i was facebook surfing last night and I found out that Kelly's dating Chuck!
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(n) an elongated and obscure period of time spent distracted on Facebook when the original intent was to merely check your messages.
Dude, where’s Mark?
Oh, he just ran inside to check his messages really quick. He’ll back in a Facebook minute.
Fuck, we’re never gonna eat now.
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Facebook Paranoia - Noun. - unfounded or ill-founded fear of (1) unauthorized editing of one's Facebook (FB) account characterized by unflattering profile pics or socially deplorable interests by hackers or prankster friends; (2) misinterpretation of FB communication due to lack of voice inflection, especially in private messaging; (3) seizure and hoarding of drunken/out-of-context photos by others for future blackmail; (4) being caught in a lie when your off-FB conversations are countered by another's cognizance of your FB information; (5) unintentionally revealing oneself as a stalker by acknowleging awareness of another's interests or recent activities only noted on FB, especially when involving a crush/casual hook-up;
Facebook paranoia situation 4 - John to friend while at gym: "Sorry I couldn't watch the game with you guys last night, I was putting nitro in the Mustang." Friend: "Dude, don't lie, I totally saw your girl's wall post to her friend that you were watching The Notebook last night with her and that you cried during the love-making scene."
Facebook paranoia situation 5 - Girl: "My friend and I were talking about going to a movie later this week, if you don't have to work maybe you can join us?" Boy: "Oh yeah, I've been wanting to see Zoolander too and I don't have to work Thursday!!" Girl: "Um....how'd you know.....?"
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