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Chewing gum with such a fiery intensity, a potent rush of freshness surges through the nasal passage preparing one for a, hopefully, not so brief intimant encounter.
Why did I eat all of these delicious onions before going to the bar?? Oh wait, I'll just chew this make out gum to mask the smell.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE THIS. IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIPS SWELL BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO IT
“Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”
“Okay son, just keep using it”
A women who can pull out her teeth or has no teeth at all and blows rod
Gum drive my rod beeeaatch
gum that has gone through the washer and makes you hyper.
Did you have soap gum today? You are hyper.
Why does this gum taste weird? It went through the washer.
When you hang your nut sack out for all to see; Usually to drag or place on a item that belongs to your friend.
Hey mom, Mitna was dropping gum all over the door handles of my car.
Like a chicklet you find at the bottom of your purse that you just have to eat.
I broke my tooth on a piece of purse gum.