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A solo version of a faboozy; when one holds a large condom against their own anus to catch the outgoing shit and then forces it back into their rectum.
My room-mates are out of town so I will have to resort to a nice, relaxing Self Faboozy.
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self-determination is often seen as a moral and legal right that every nation is entitled to a sovereign territorial state, and that every specifically identifiable population should choose which state it belongs to, often by plebiscite. It is commonly used to justify the aspirations of an ethnic group that self-identifies as a nation toward forming an independent sovereign state, but it equally grants the right to reject sovereignty and join a larger multi-ethnic state.
Self determination gave rise to decolonization/independence movements in Asia and Africa. Resource Wikipedia.org
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the process by which someone uses their own camera to take a photograph of themselves. often times, an arm is caught in the photo. true self-portrait photogs will be able to master the art of hiding the arm.
We squeezed eight people into that self-portrait!
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n. (noun)
1. The act to make changes to one's lifestyle positively. This is not limited to exercise, taking up a new hobby, participating in more social events, meditation, adding an extra-curricular, or intellectual enrichment.
2. A really good excuse to cop-out and leave a relationship, disguised under the pretense of definition 1. Leaving the significant other in a fashion that does not sound as threatening as "Let's be friends."
1. "I've gained some weight over the past couple months. I think I'm going to start hitting the gym and getting back in church to try and get out of this rut. So hopefully, this works instead of one of those bullshit self-improvement classes. "
2. Emily told Dustin she was breaking up with him because she needed to improve herself. In actuality, Emily improved herself by dumping Dustin in a clever self-improvement ruse he would accept without knowing her true intentions.
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When you screw yourself by saying something intended for amusement, and then realized you just completely made a fool of yourself or said something that would get yourself in trouble. This is also know as "shooting yourself in the foot" or just a "self shoot"
friend: "hey parker, my mom is in the hospital with a severe case of meningitis but i still think she will be okay."
parker: "Let me know when she dies *laugh*"
Student: "....ah....i'm not kidding"
parker: oh. (wide eyes. nothing to say. realizing he just did a self shoot)
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one person said that ear piercing is not a form of self-injury... typically it isn't, but it Can be used as another form of SI. i myself attempted to quit or atleast cut down on self-injury, specifically cutting, and it resulted in my piercing my own ears and using other forms of self-injury. thats what can happen if u try to stop by yourself and see little reason to.
but the variety of self harming actions is large, and anything that can harm ones self can be a form of SI.
Where'd all those piercings come from? I didn't see them yesterday, but you didn't go out last night... did you pierce them yourself??! Augh.. i cant imagine ever doing something like that, that would hurt...
(self-injury)
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Bigotry against members of one's own race, gender, religion, etc.
What's the deal with all these wiggers? It seems like Eminem started a new fad among young whites: self-hatred.
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