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Tell your mom your sick then she’ll check your head and say “you’re fine” then check the calendar AND OMG ITS MISS SCHOOL MONDAY!!!
Miss school Monday is we’re you skip school on Monday
to brighten up your dim mondays, you spend the day praising the lord Elon and post pictures of him all day.
bro ive been looking forward to musky mondays since saturday
A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.
Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man
When you eat melon on twitch on a Monday.
Wow it's Melon Monday already???
An illness that affects metal workers and welders. Named because you build a tolerance but the weekend break allows you to be susceptible to the metal fumes again. So it is most commonly felt on monday. Also known as metal fume fever
I got Monday fever from welding earlier and now I got the shakes.
No one likes her but she always come around!
George: What's up with Keisha?
Linda: Nothing, she's a Monday Bitch.
1. term used when you have common amounts of work on Monday.
2. Also used where every Monday You wake up taking a crap or coming home and taking a crap.
3. Where you have a tremendous amount of work on Monday.
Great more work from school, classic case of the Monday Shits.