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The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.
Junior: Welcome to Desmet!
Soon to be Freshman: oh wow, this school must be really cool!
Junior: It will be after the Desmet Jizz on it.
Soon to be freshman: What was that?
Junior: nothing... Ay boys! We gotta freshy!
Group of students: Aw ya!
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When you cum in your underwear and it dries up and when you peel it off, it hurts your dick. It can also be used as a insult.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.
When you jizz so hard a wet juicy fart comes out
Did you hear about Edward. He wanked so hard he did a Jizz fart and shit everywhere.
When the recipient is afraid of getting cum on or near
Nah mate, you don't need contraception, she's jizz shy
when one ejaculates in numerous small bursts all over another person, typically their face or chest.
"Dude, I totally sprayed the jizz sprinklets all over her face last night."
A hand towel used repeated and solely for masturbating and trapping the jizz. You can tell if a man uses his jizz woobie if it can stand up on its own and doesn’t fold
My boyfriend keeps his jizz woobie on his nightstand for nocturnal activities
I a silent fart that comes from the depths of an extremly gaped and well used anus. It smells like old lube and semen.
We coudn't figure out why Beaker was giggling like an idiot with that stupid molester smile on his face until Jimmy passed out from the smell of his Jizz Poot.