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A 2003 film that proves the you need absolutely zero talent to make it in hollywood or the music industry. This is commercialism at it's worst.
From Justin To Kelly was so bad, little Billy went blind when watching it.
Getting railed by a backwoods redneck and/or a trucker at a Love's truck stop.
Yo, I heard Brett got a Kelly Blue Book last night, I hope he's ok!
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A key witness in his pissing trial.
"That's my Robert..always pissing on someone. Don't forget her hair." - R Kelly's Grandma.
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An if/then equation made famous by R Kelly in the remix of Make it Rain. The equation is as follows:
If you order one bottle, then you fuck with one model
Order more bottles, then you got more models
Using the Transitive property of equality, and if bottles are A, and models are B, the equation can be simplified to:
If A=1, then B=1 and if A>1, then B>1
Using the R Kelly equation last night was the best decision of my life!
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When you go to the homeless camps and pay the homeless guys to sexually molest you however they want. Then come home to your boyfriend Tim and drop shit in his mouth using his taste buds
Man I had a long weekend, I went to Portland and did a Dirty Kellie
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A young, white rapper from Cleveland, Ohio. Has had 2 mix tapes; 100 Words and Running and Lace Up. He is not famous all over the US yet, however has an extremely strong fan base in Ohio who all believe that hes gonna blow up realllll sooon.
Have you heard Machine Gun Kelly's new shit?? Its awesome.
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Jack kelly murphy why did you kill my parrot
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