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MILF WATER

Michelob Ultra

Just drinking MILF waters with the boys.

by Jjhgvcd August 27, 2022


Montclair MILF

1. A mother of a student that attends the New Jersey school Montclair State University with a status of being fine or hot.
2. A woman age 35 or older that attended Montclair State University as her post-secondary education.

1. “Yo bro, you’ve been to Cedric’s house before? Bro’s mom is hot asf”
“Yeah she a Montclair MILF, Cedric gotta hide her”
2. “Damn Professor Reyes is a baddie and she 39 too”.

“Professor Reyes a Montclair MILF, she attended here back in ‘02 to ‘06”.

by Pseudohan August 26, 2022


MILF Hotel

A construction dumpster, typically 20ft or longer

After I finished the remodel, I took his wife out to the MILF hotel

by wulf95 March 9, 2023


milf management

Best score keeper in BYB. Know for always having caprisuns on hand for her competitive athletes.

Wow I’m so thankful there’s good milf management.

by Milf manager March 1, 2019


Milf maggan

A milf who has sex with people below 18 years. Pretty deap and love her sons stud on her face. She like bbc's but her sons stud i very small. Milf maggan always fucking.

- Vem ringer du då?
- MILF MAGGAN

by Ilovemaggan May 16, 2018


Milf Appreciation Day

On March 22nd, a day for the most hot, amazing, 40+ babes on earth...MILFS.

Friend: Hey, what day is it today?
Friend 2: It’s Milf Appreciation Day Dipshit!
Friend: Oh how could I forget this amazing day!

by milf.lover. March 23, 2021


milf float

Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years

Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float

by Old fashioned girl November 22, 2018