Cat Nap

A short nap...during which feline fecal matter is smeared across an enemy's face to resemble cat whiskers.

While Aidan was napping, Nathan snuck into his room and with the help of chairman Meow Zedong, turned his afternoon nap into a cat nap.

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Chair nap

A nap for workaholics that take place in a comfortable chair, usually one that can stay reclined with minimal effort and good balance.

I was so tired today I took a chair nap after lunch.

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quick nap

a nap 30 minutes or under

"whew thank goodness for that quick nap it got me through my day!"

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nap job

A blow job given during a nap

I wanted a nap job but she woke me up and it turned into a blow job

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stoner's nap

So high on drugs to the point where your fast asleep.

Aaron smoked an excessive amount of weed yesterday and went into a stoner's nap.

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burrito nap

A light to deep nap experienced after consuming a burrito with duration of which directly proportionate to the quality of the Mexican man or woman who created it.

Im totally having a burrito nap! That shit was real!

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nap slut

adj.
A person who likes to take numerous naps throughout the day is a nap slut.

Alejandro: "I'm going to go take a nap"
Me: "you're a slut... You're a nap slut"
Alejandro: " I am a nap slut" ;)

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