flappy nips

They are something that every 500 pound philipino man has.

YOU LOOK LIKE MY DADS FLAPPY NIPS

long nips

When the temperature reaches below the level of comfort and your nips grow three times the size

James: Wow! Its cold out

Michael: Oh yeah it is, I got me long nips.

Sugar Nips

Another way to say shit.

Sugar Nips. I forgot to take out the trash.

Chocolate Nip Cookies

The name given to cookies that are baked while being 100% topless.

Spiced up last night by making chocolate nip cookies with my significant other.

Pyramid Nips

When it’s so cold out that your nipples get hard and they look like pyramids.

It’s so cold out here that I have pyramid nips!

bison nip

Large male nipples.

"Whoa! Look at those bison nips! They're huge!"

negative nips

When someone is so skinny, their nipples are concave.

"Look at that fuckboy over there?"
"Ugh, he's even got negative nips"
"Ew, gross, he thinks he has abs"