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Woke

When you try to see PewDiePie's original content.

YOU LAUGH YOU LOOSE

Bro im so woke for this video

by aWOAHen August 31, 2017


woke

awake, or thinking thoughts that are seemingly progressive

karen thinks she is woke because she calls her kid by his preferred name

by September 9, 2022


Woke

The notion that an individual or group has inherent insight regarding a social or political matter. This perceived insight in the minds of woke individuals elevates them to a higher moral and intellectual status. Woke people contend that their opinion is the best and right way.

Damn, that dog's so WOKE he wont even chase a cat.

by Bumrags October 20, 2022


Woke

Woke is where one feels they need to be in order to project a certain political alignment.

Man, that dog won't even chase cats. He sure is WOKE!

by Bumrags July 21, 2022


Woke

Not a dick.

Nick, the neon-nazi, shouted at the crowd "fuck off you woke bastards", which only served to make everyone feel better about opposing him.

by Firescientist June 19, 2020


woke

Putting some kind of social agenda over facts, logic, or known science, or believing something that is not true because personal feelings override conventional logic. Can also be used to describe someone who views everything through a racial or social justice lens.

Examples: "I failed my math exam. My teacher must be a racist, even though I didn't study or understand the lectures."

"I didn't have as many or as good qualifications as the other candidates, but I wasn't hired because I'm a woman and the person hiring is sexist."

Jane: "Actually, men CAN get pregnant! You need to educate yourself!!"
Joe: "What the fuck is wrong with Jane? Is she retarded?"
John: "No, she's woke."

by Darkphil March 14, 2023


Woke

A term thrown about to describe being socially aware of hidden political agendas or theories.

99.9% of the woke generation, coincidentally are social drug users, heavy drinkers, live at home with their parents, have no job/in and out of dead end jobs and have generally spent most of their lives blaming society for their own downfalls.

The global elite are causing pandemics and terrorism in order to control us. Stay woke people. Don't be a sheeple!

by The opinionator October 7, 2020