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How can you even get a conversation this far?..
Person 1: “hey do you ever wonder if there’s an infinite amount of people used for these conversations?”
Person 2: “most likely, but I look forward to meeting person 69420”
Person 69420: “you called?”
Person 2: “YOOOOO IT’S HIM! DO YOU SMOKE WEED”
Person 69420: “no. I’m just an average guy that is on this planet minding my own fucking business, and coincidentally my name is person 69420. I’m not a badass who smokes weed and hook up with girls all the time.”
Person 2: “damn bro, I never thought about that..”
Person 69420: “THAT’S BECAUSE I HOOK UP WITH GUYS ON APRIL 20TH AT 4:20AM SUCKER”
Person 1: “dear reader, I have gone insane and I would like to be removed from this conversation.”
A perfect definition of myself.
A person who wants to just sleep the rest of their life and never again be disturbed.
Alen: I want to rest a bit.
Kier: Me too, for the rest of my life.
Alen: What are you talking about, Kier? Do you want to die?
Kier: No I don't.
Alen: Then what are you talking about resting for the rest of your life?
Kier: I just wanna sleep and not wake up anymore, I want a rest. I wanna escape in this world and sleep peacefully alone.
Alen: ....
Kier: I am a suicidal person afterall.
You say "getting personal", when you just had a normal conversation, and someone starts saying very specific things, that are probably connected to their life.
I need some advice, what makes someone a bad person?
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When they have a bitch face, brown hair, and leaves you on read.
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Did you just describe your ex-girlfriend? This is *getting personal*.
A particularly energetic and aggressive masturbation, it may smash household objects and result in a snapped banjo string. Must only be done when other house mates are out.
"Why is Quentin's laptop smashed and there's a hole in his wall"
"He found a new website and said it was worth a personal punish"
Someone who doesn’t exist and never will.
Person 1: Have you seen Person 16?
Person 2 through 15: Who?
A sweet, loving person, someone who's literally as sweet as honey, an actual angel.
Sarah Paulson is such a honey person.