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1) - A reference to the belief some hold that America and its military police the world, sticking them in business they have no place being in and interfering with foreign affairs of other countries.
2) - A hilarious movie by Trey Parker and Matt Stone involving marionette puppets that lampoons the aforementioned defnition.
1) - "Why is Team America here again? We can handle our own business!"
2) - "I saw Team America last night. Americaaa...fuck yeah!"
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"Moshi moshi police desuka" means "Hello this is the police" in Japanese.
"Moshi moshi police desuka?"
"I'M NOT WATCHING HENTAI!"
The period at the end of the month when police act like bastards and give more tickets to fill their quotas. If you come across a female in this situation, you're totally fucked.
Dan: "Dude I'm drivin to Florida tomorrow."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."
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The Winnipeg Police Service (WPS) is the police force of the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.
Some of Winnipeg, and surrounding areas finest are members of "WPS Winnipeg Police Service"
civilian1: "know any of Winnipeg's finest"
civilian2: "oh yeah, Jacklin, Kevin, Jason, Bryan, even Jack
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What i heard while fleeing from the police at 1 am with my brother and our friend.
"Hey stop! State police!" Nah man I think I'll pass and keep going.
A show about cocky middle aged women who repeatedly arrest African-American people for selling/possession of drugs.
Deputy Cooper: GET ON THE GROUND!!
African American: I'm ams on da grownd!
Deputy Cooper: GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND!!! *viciously punches African American in the mouth, knocking out his last tooth* I'm a Police Women of Broward County, and I don't take shit from nobody!
African American: Dat aint myne mang. Dat aint mine, i found dat.. Des is ma fwends pantz dawg. Dait aint mine.
Deputy Cooper: Another nigger down! :) *satisfied look on face*
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Phrase that protects you from black thugs
Nigga: Hey mufuka give me that shit or I cut yo throat
Man: Nigga I'm callin police
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