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A silly little name for a silly little character.
Guy: My dog just nibbled at my pants and ran away for no reason at all. He is such a Gungle Rod.
"Holy shit bitch, fuggin look you pussy! Check out the cock dock on that cunt. Totally going to introduce her to my wad-rod asap!"
A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.
"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".
"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."
When the male counterpart partakes in the act of using his rod and his definition of what he thinks is a safe speed at which to introduce the fiercest of throat fucks to his female partner.
Dude, I was throttle rodding Lucy’s throat for the very first time, and she gave me the signal for light speed after just a few strokes!
When a person defecates into a condom then freezes it solid,once frozen it is then used as a dildo
I picked up a right dirty girl last night,she asked me if I fancied some Dutch Rodding
Noun: It’s when someone makes up rules or tell them when it’s the most convenient for him as the game progress.
Him: you can’t collect 200$ after passing go if you just went to jail.
You: that’s total bullshit, you just made that rule.
Everyone else: another one of your Rod Rules I presume?
Synonym for Shmule bar, ac ventilator, ripper; Vape
Marcus my mitts are quaking slide me the butter rod