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An act which commonly involves a steam locomotive, a DeLorean DMC 12, and a cliff.
1: Is this a holdup?
2: It’s a science experiment!
An activity often involving a steam locomotive, an unfinished bridge, and a car.
“Is this a holdup?”
“It’s a science experiment!”
A derogatory way to refer to your friend who is in a STEM field of work or has a STEM major.
“What did you think would happen if you poured bleach into your eyes?”
“Whatever science boy.”
the eternal torture chamber for middle finger newton
student A: Let's make newton stand up for the science lesson!
student B: Also honrich!
The company of The Great Masters of Pubic Science were founded by the two top managers, Freda Mason & Georgia Sofokleous. They're main work is to do anything that has stuff to do with pubescity and ask people about how hairy their "garden" is in their "magic kingdom" and also give awards to guys with the sexiest titties (who is now fired for a very important reason) and girls with the most penis-looking vaginas. Thanks to The Great Masters of Pubic Science, there are now special shampoos and conditioners specially made to keep your pubic hair healthy, damage-free and nice smelling, so your partner doesn't complain about your pubic hair smelling like your breath (in other words, like SHIT!). You can find our shampoos and conditioners anywhere in drugstores where they sell cocaine, roofies and flavored condoms. We hope you enjoy using our pubic cleaning products. Oh, and if you have the hairiest "garden" or the biggest guy nipples contact us. I'm not telling you how, just find a way. : Thank you.
Yesterday: I'VE JUST BEEN AWARDED THE KING OF SEXY TITTIES BY THE GREAT MASTERS OF PUBIC SCIENCE! :D
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:
Someone who likes cock so much they have to study it
Poultry Science Major: Man… I love cocks so much… I decided I wanted to study it!
A document written by a few 7th graders in an attempt to diss a teacher but end up getting 2 hour detentions even though half of them literally did nothing.
The students started writing out the 95 Theses of Science in 5th period health class and finished it when they got home.