That one friend who is always kills the roach of a joint.
"Where's Alex The Roach Man? This joint is almost done."
Some Tall pale guy that get’s pissed when you take this papers
Some slender man is gunna kill me
a man that likes slaw and jumps on dogs and spill peoples drinks. a real legend.
"He spilled my drink! It must of been a slaw man"
The act of spamming social media with excessive images of your man.
Amy: Why didn't you post that snap of you and Ronald to your story?
Tina: I'm gonna post more later. Didn't wanna man spam my followers
A part time underwear seller, part time rapist, and An overrated Portuguese tap-in penalty merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses. He is a well known International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished
Other aliases : LithuaniaMan, NorwichMan, EuropaLeagueMan, Luxembourg Slayer, Aquaman of Football, Rejection King, Mr. 007 (or Penalbond), The Bench God, GCOAT (Greatest Cheerleader Of All Time), Team Destroyer, Teammates Career killer, Credit stealer, Fans phone breaker, Curtis Jones' ball beater, Dubai d'or owner, Elon Musk satellite destroyer, Armband Throwing winner, The New Christoper Colombus, The law abiding citizen of Penaltyspotia.
Liechtenstein-Man scored a penalty against a country with a population of a small town!
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Two hot af jiggly jabbly jugs of heaven
I’m sexually attracted to your man nipples.
Invented in 1866 by Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis to ease the sting of the Civil War, man wine is a made with two parts grape juice and one part rum. Fractions may be adjusted depending on the individuals taste but caution should be taken as the drinker most often ends up without pants on.
Davis - I can't believe we lost that war, pass me another glass of man wine.
Lee - Put your damn pants back on JD.