Diego is the sweetest guy you will ever meet... He may be shy at times, but once you get to know him he is super friendly and is incredibly funny. He always knows how to make people smile when they are feeling down. It is very uncommon to see him without a jacket on... no matter how hot it is out. He is also veryyyy clumsy and spills everything... If you are friends with a Diego... you super lucky.
“Hey...that kid is sitting alone...”
“Oh.. let’s invite him over to sit with us”
“Sure!”
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“What’s your name?”
“Diego.”
Guy who likes Mudhoney bro Is bruh on baby
Look at Diego on baby
On baby bro
A man who is married to an amazing woman, yet all he does is feel insecure enough to feel jealous and then runs off with other women to get back at her or soothe his ego
Diego was so upset that he couldn’t have all of Frida’s time so he would cheat instead of loving her beautiful self.
A one of a kind man. He's everything you been looking for, and everything you needed. He makes you laugh when you're sad, he makes you happy by just being in your presence, his laugh makes you laugh because he just has one of those crazy funny laughs. He is sweet, but also sour, he is genuine, he is kind, he is pure, he is love. If you ever come across Diego, keep him and treat him right. There is no doubt in the world that he will be the love of your life. He will always be the one for you.
"Diego is the one that got away... he was the love of my life. I miss him."
A short guy with an even shorter cock. He is 3'9 and his penis is 5 millimeters. He's pretty gay and he likes dads a lot. He sucks a lot of dick, so try not to kiss him unless you want the lingering smell of dick in your mouth.
Diego is a weird kid who never wears deodorant he is Hispanic and and is really tiny he is funny and will be your best friend
Diego, shut up!
"Did you hear about DIEGO?"
"Yea he was such a Simp talking to that girl today"