mudhoney

a badass group with one hell of a song called into yer shtik & of course it's talking about courtney love in the first part. you just gotta listen to it.

You're so tormented
Demented
Indebted
To all the assholes just like you
Who've come and gone before you
Predictable
Just plain dull
Why don't you
Blow your brains out, too?
You're so into yer shtik
You're so hounded
Ungrounded
Surrounded
By scum sucking leeches
Who will shovel your shit
Sweep your dessert
Both before and after it
Feed your ego
They never tell you no
All of you
Make me sick
You're so into yer shtik
And they're all into your shtik
Well, Mitchell's got a new girl
She's nineteen
Hollywood model
Star of the screen
She's up here
To support the scene
It's all part
Of his rock and roll fantasy
Stan was at the bar
With bandaged hands
They tried to dry him out
And he got mad
Cut his fist
Punching hospital glass
Made his myth
Now he's trapped
Susie's just a girl
Who's doing her job
That came to New York
And wanted a car
Working with the management
To the stars
Kissing ass
Is a part of her job
It's part of her job
Yeah, it's part of her job
Oh she loves her job
What the hell?
She does it so well
I'm not perfect
I've lived a life of mistakes
I'm not perfect
There's one thing I can't take
You are into yer shtik
You're so into yer shtik
And they're so into yer shtik
Fuck you, you make me sick

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mudhoney

The mixture of sperm and shit and sweat that runs out of a man's anus when he's just been fucked by another man.

His skin wears a nauseating mixture of flakes of drying spunk and slimy wetness, the sickening smell of mudhoney.

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mudhoney

The goop you stir up in a persons rectum when you ass fuck them. It consists of semen, crap and ass mucos

Oh baby your ass is so tight, I am gonna pound that dirtbox till the mudhoney flowes

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Mudhoney

A significant other of hillbilly or white trash extraction. Derived from the Russ Meyer film "Mudhoney" (USA -1965)

Erika's new mudhoney is kind of cute, if you can get beyond the lack of teeth and the odor.

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Mudhoney

A viscous substance that is a mixture of poo and semen.

Hey sweetie, be careful there is mudhoney drippingout of your ass and I don't want my carpet stained.

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Mudhoney

While shitting, you fist yourself and masturbate with your shit covered hands while listening to grunge band Mudhoney

Omg he actually did the mudhoney, that's gross

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Mudhoney

Mudhoney
The most relevant antithetic definition to "honey" for a person who, acting as a real bastard, cannot be called "honey" anymore. Compound of "mud" and "honey" where the sweetness of honey is corrupted by the presence of mud that makes bitter like grudge an elaborate and sweet substance like honey which symbolizes love.

x: goin' 2 have a shower buddy. see ya
y: see ya honey
x: hugs hd kizza
y: i'm stayin on line anyway
x: r u at work or at home?
y: at work. Just a lifer
x: k
y: what? kiss or ok?
x: k like ok. ahhhh
y: if u breath like tha the screen would melt down! :)
x: o god u re disgusting
y: u too
x: don't think so
y: no. I think you're disgusting. I hate you babe
x: oh. I guess it is your way to appriciate minestuff
y: oooh yess!
x: see?
y: i like your syuff
x: no. stuff
y: where this accuracy comes from? all in one time girl?
x: oh. all in me
y: which one of yourselves?
x: the whole. ah hah ah
y: you need an expert
x: what for?
y: brain expert
x: aaaaaaaaa
y: i think u need help in the shower too
y: i would be helpful
x: yep i guess
y: well
x: flavour? cuz u'r a bathfoam don't ya?
y: I'd rather not
x: no?
x: let me guess...
y: too harrowing
x: oh. bye now
y: bye mudhoney
y: My love for u is turning into hate

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